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      CommentAuthornewfrysguy
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2011
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    Hey guys,  
     
    I was moved to computer sales recently. My first day will be next week.  
     
    Any advice?
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      CommentAuthorskullywag
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2011
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    Anyone asks where the advertised items are...ignore them (no commission). Tell all potential customers that this week only, all extended warranties purchased include a pass for a free "meet and greet" with Jesus.  
    Tell customers that Frys no longer accepts cash, but you will be happy to help them fill out an application for a Frys card. For extra credit, carry a harmonica with you, and provide background music for "Frys cheer" in the morning. That chick in the burkah at resister 21 upfront is a "sure thing" and will put-out for ANYBODY....but carry a razor with you on your date...you'll find out why. DO NOT eat at the cafe.  
     
     
    That about covers it all.:face-devil-grin:
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    What is the cheer? Would it help to know it for my interview.
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      CommentAuthorskullywag
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2011
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    Frys cheer:  
    Fry's makes big bucks! The customer sucks! (x3)  
    Com----mission! (to the melody of "Yay Team!")  
     
    (All hands center, then thrust into the air "victory style")  
    All employees exit single file to the sales floor, passing respective supervisors for pat on the butt for good luck.
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      CommentAuthorflea
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2011
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    skullywag: Frys cheer:  
    Fry's makes big bucks! The customer sucks! (x3)  
    Com----mission! (to the melody of "Yay Team!")  
     
    (All hands center, then thrust into the air "victory style")  
    All employees exit single file to the sales floor, passing respective supervisors for pat on the butt for good luck.
     
     
    You sure have some strange fetish with this company, don't you?Fry's is corrupt I am here to talk about it.
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      CommentAuthorskullywag
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2011
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    Yup. I walk in the store wearing black latex, and ask for the $49 hard drive every thursday around noon.
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      CommentAuthornewfrysguy
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2011
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    Any...other advice?
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    which Fry's store? the computer Manager at Fry's named Michael thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.  
     
    and he talks with a faggit lisp.